Garden Gnome DENTAL ATTACK!!!!!
The Garden Gnome Apocalypse may be starting in mouths!!!! The first case of a Gnome attack in a person's mouth has been reported!! The victim has required antibiotics, pain killers, and will undergo surgery in order to recover from the secret attack!!! Purell your toothbrushes regularly!! Garden Gnomes are thought to infect toothbrushes at night. (See picture above).
ooo noooooo i bet this is what happend to our professor! :o(
ReplyDeleteyuck -- Jason Phillips, that is not your twin!! Its a graden gnome who has taken up residence in your mouth!!! phewwww
ReplyDeleteI've heard once they've laid their fecal eggs in the toothbrush, the eggs can then be transferred onto the gums during brushing. From there the eggs embed into the gun and the gnomes begin to multiply and grow! The surgery for removal is said to mirror a c-section, except once the gums are cut open a million little gnomes run out like ants!!!! Hoping the first person undergoing this surgery has a safe and speedy recovery!!!
ReplyDeleteOMGosh........I just happened upon this site. I absolutely HATE garden gnomes (they're scary and seriously freak me out!) ........ so it appears that I'm definately in the right place, doesn't it? Do you mind if I tell 'MY readers' about your site as well? I can't wait to read more of your posts! :):) Too funny!
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