Gnome Trapping

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Defend-Your-Lawn-Against-Gnomes-Using-the-Dedicated-Gnome-Trap-97197.shtml

Gnomish

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/lawn-gnome-everyones-favorite-garden-kitsch

gnomish

Gnome Apocalypse-Survival tips on FB

Like the Gnome Apocalypse page on FB for updates on survival.

Tainted Beverages......

"Raise Your Glass" by Pink, just an innocent song by an artist or GARDEN GNOME FIELD MARCH?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David the Gome

Do you remember watching "David the Gnome"? This is a good example of a good gnome :o)
-Kelli Askew

Not about good luck

See this brief history of garden gnomes. Don't be fooled by the "good luck" stories!
http://www.gardengnomefromhell.com/hist.html